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Your mom is .................. **Geek Warning**

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, May 5, 2004.

  1. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    The next time you have an argument with a software developer, here is a list of insults to choose from:


    Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA

    Your mom is like HTML a tiny <head> and a whole lot a <body>

    If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.

    Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!

    Dim YourMom as Variant.

    Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.

    Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.

    private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

    Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow

    public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }

    if ($your_mom eq "fat") { $slutty = "yes"; } else { $slutty = "dog"; }

    If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!

    Let ym = Your Mom. ym/sex = 0.



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    am i the only one laughing?
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    I'm laughing along with you...

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    I got the first few, after that.... PFEWWWWW!
     
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    ...uh huh....uh huh....and yo momma gots a Glass Eye.......


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    if ($your_mom eq "fat") { $slutty = "yes"; } else { $slutty = "dog"; }


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    Heres a good old american one. : you mama so ugly she look like my feet!

    to which my friend once replied : what, you got ugly feet or somethin? HA /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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