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Your Porno Name

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bobsurf, May 17, 2002.

  1. bobsurf

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    You guys ever heard of how to create your own porno name. Your given middle name is your porno first name, and the street you grew up on is your porno last name.

    I'm Tim Dakota.
     
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    I'm Kelley 76th Street.... has an odd ring to it.... we used to take out middle name and then the name of our first pet, so if you did that I'd be Kelley Fonzie /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    At one of my old jobs we went through figuring out our porn names that way. One of the guys was Biff Riversid
    I'm Suzanne Richardson.
     
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    Funny, how do you do the country address?

    Mine would be, Donald Old 40. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    My current address living in town would sound better for me. I would be Donald Fairbanks. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    WOW!

    I would be: Richard 38 1/2

    Let's see, what is a short name for Richard? How would that look in the phone book (Last name first)?

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    Hmmmm ........
     
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    Mine would be Robert Gibralter LOL..sounds pretty good!
     
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    Mine would be Raymond Shawnee. Not too much to that name, though. If we did the pet name thing, it would be Raymond Guido. A little better there....
     
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    I'd be Bradley Pony...

    ...SWEET!
     
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    Nice work everyone, I guess it doesn't work for some of the numbered streets. Although Richard 38 sounds great to me. As far as phone books, that's all right. Most Porno stars have unlisted numbers (trust me, I've tried).
     
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    Thomas Frost checking in.
     
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    I'd be "Nick Maple"/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Michael Merchant........../forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    WTF!!!! I have no middel name and I live on Cathey Rd! That sucks.
     
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    Stuart Springhouse over here.

    Later
     
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    I live a block away from Gay St. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif (seriously, it is called this!)

    Imagine.....Donald Gay. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Has a nice ring to it! /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    Shawn Vineyard using the street name or Shawn Snowball using the pet name. I dont like the snowball one, isnt that when the girl takes it in the mouth and then puts it in yours?
    I hope I didnt get too explicit.
     
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    I'd be Jon Santa Rosa...LOL
     
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    There is a Gay Street south of here in Wilton and I laugh everytime I have to drive on it... /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    you are correct in your assumption...dont know from experience do you?/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    Later
     
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    Stephen Main
     

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