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You're trailer trash when...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    You\'re trailer trash when...

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
    front of her kids.
    3. You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
    4. You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different
    night.
    5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
    6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
    7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch
    this."
    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
    9. Your junior prom had a daycare.
    10. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."
    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
    its wheels.
    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
    much gas is in it.
    14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
    16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
    House of Tattoos.
    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
    against it.
    18. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
    20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    That's always a good read. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

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  4. Z3PR

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are:
    "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    [/ QUOTE ] So what's it end with then ????
     
  5. Chris87K5

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    your home looks like this...............








    [​IMG]
     
  6. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    WTF is that?!?! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  7. gotmud?

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

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    Redneck Highrise to live in with your redneck dog /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    Hillbilly's way of getting into the Mile High Club I guess. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. chevyfumes

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

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    18. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Don't let her see that one...
     
  11. thatK30guy

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    Is that real? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Wonder if that dogs name is Buckwheat? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

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    Is that real?

    Wonder if that dogs name is Buckwheat?


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Oh my god....I have been laughing for 10 minutes.
     
  13. bigjbear

    bigjbear 1 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    Man, I haven't seen one like that since I left NC. What is even better are the ones that have large timbrs over them to keep them from blowing away in hurricanes. (I know I can't spell-bite me)
     
  14. ChevyCaGal

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    Re: You\'re trailer trash when...

    If you ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights...

    If your wife's earrings can double as fishing lures....

    You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive as a kid....

    You own a complete matching set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side....

    Your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board....

    A cop asks for ID and you show him your belt buckle....

    Directions to your house include turn off the paved road...

    If at anytime during your wedding when you kissed your bride your John Deere hat fell off....

    You've been on the evening news more the 3 times describing what the tornado sounded like....

    The UFO hotline has limited you to 4 calls a day....

    You know how many bales of hay your Dodge Colt can hold....

    You own more then 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off....

    Your front porch collapses and kills more then 3 dogs...

    Your dog has puppies in the middle of the living room and nobody notices...

    You've been accused of lying through your tooth....

    You have more then 2 brothers named Bubba....

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