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"YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    \"YOU\'VE GOT MAIL\"

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when
    > > > > >> > > > > > > this
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    > > > > >> > > > > > > attractive blonde female neighbor came out of
    > > > > >> > > > > > > the house
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it
    > > > > >> > > > > > > then
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    > > > > >> > > > > > > slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > A little later she came out of her house again
    > > > > >> > > > > > > went to the
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > mailbox and again opened it, slammed it shut
    > > > > >> > > > > > > again.
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > Angrily, back into the house she went.
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
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    > > > > >> > > > > > > As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > here she comes out again.
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > Marched to the mailbox, opened it and then
    > > > > >> > > > > > > slammed
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > it closed harder than ever.
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
    > > > > >> > > > > > > something wrong?"
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
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    > > > > >> > > > > > > To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
    > > > > >> > > > > > > (Are you ready? ... this Is a beauty .)
    > > > > >> > > > > > >
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    > > > > >> > > > > > > My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT
    MAIL."
     
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