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Zombie Hand Holds Leash, Flips Bird for You

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Zombie Hand Holds Leash, Flips Bird for You

    [​IMG]If you get lonely walking that dog by yourself, why not get a genuine Zombie Hand to hold, keeping you company while you’re out for a stroll? The hand has been carefully butchered from the decaying body of a vintage zombie in Haiti, and sanitized for your protection. Let the Zombie Hand do the work for you, holding onto the leash, gesturing approvingly to your pet, or even slowly and ominously flipping the bird to that annoying neighbor.
    You don’t have to worry about angry reprisals—tell them to talk to the hand, as it cracks through their sternum as if their chest is a gravy-filled pinata.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Where do you find this chit...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Oooh, I want one! I can put the hand on a helm on a boat at work and run the leash over to the "deadmans switch"

    :haha:
     

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