Two men from an Arab country immigrated to America. After they arrived, the men made a bet with each another: after a year's time in America, whichever had become more American would win $100 from the other. A year later when they met again, each wanting to claim the $100, the first guy said: "I'm on a baseball team, I ate at McDonald's for lunch and I'm on my way to pick up a six pack of Bud to drink while I watch TV tonight. How about you?" The second guy said: "Screw you, rag-head!"