THE WORLD'S SHORTEST PSYCHIATRIC JOKE A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts." 3 old ladies named Gertrude,Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approched them from across the street. He came right up to the ladies,stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.