25 Great C & W Song Titles

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    25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye.
    24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
    23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
    21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don'tRun So I Figure We're Even.
    20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
    19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
    18. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
    17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
    16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
    15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
    14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
    13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
    12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
    11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
    10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
    9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
    8. Please Bypass This Heart.
    7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
    6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
    5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
    4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

    And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

    1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

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