1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 7. I pay your salary! 8. Bad cop! No donut!