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A case of misstaken identaty

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    >A man standing in line at a check out counter of a
    >grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind
    >him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you
    >look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing
    >look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
    >"Look," she said "I'm really ! sorry but when I first
    >saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and
    >walked out of the store.
    >The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself,
    >"What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who
    >can't keep track of who fathers her children! "
    >Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but,
    >MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was i! n
    >colle ge, perhaps he did father her child!
    >He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are
    >you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk
    >and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of
    >"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
    >"I'm your son's second grade teacher!"
  2. 75-K5

    75-K5 3/4 ton status

    Apr 28, 2002
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    Anderson, Indiana
    Haha I just heard that on Bob & Tom this morning.

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