A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a > > nude beach. > > > > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many > > of the women have > > boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask > > her why that is so. > > > > She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier > > the lady is." > > > > The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the > > ocean but returns to > > tell his mother that many of the men have larger > > "things" than his dad does. > > > > She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man > > is." > > > > Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to > > the > > ocean to play. > > > > Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and > > promptly tells > > his mother: > > > > "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach > > and the longer > > he talks, the dumber he gets."