35 reasons WHY TRUCKS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. Trucks don't get pregnant. 2. You can drive your Truck any time of the month. 3. Trucks don't have parents. 4. Trucks don't whine unless something is really wrong. 5. You can share your Truck with your friends. 6. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you've ridden. 7. When driving, you and your Truck can arrive at the same time. 8. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you have. 9. Trucks don't care if you look at other Trucks. 10. Trucks don't care if you buy Truck magazines. 11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Truck!"...unless you go out and get it yourself. 12. If your Truck goes flat, you can fix it. 13. If your Truck is too loose, you can tighten it. 14. If your Truck is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it. 15. You can have a Truck of color and still bring it home to your parents. 16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Truck. 17. If you say bad things to your Truck, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again. 18. You can drive your Truck as long as you want and it won't get sore. 19. You can stop driving your Truck as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. 20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Truck after you dump it. 21. Trucks don't get headaches. 22. Trucks don't insult you if you're a bad driver. 23. Your Truck never wants a night out with the other Trucks. 24. Trucks don't care if you're late. 25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Truck. 26. If your Truck doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. 27. You can drive your Truck the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. 28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Truck is a decent seat belt. 29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Truck. 30. Your Truck is never embarrassed to go topless in public. 31. You only have to feed your Truck when you use it. 32. A rocky relationship with your Truck is actually fun. 33. Trucks don't care how much money you spend on them. 34. You never have to worry about your Truck spending your money. 35. You don't have to remember your Truck's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries.