A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5 Well, I've been following the ( /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif) post in the garage about whether younger or older women are preferable for younger guys (tho I don't thing the guy who started the post is even legal yet...I could be arrested). In defense of "older" folk in general I would like to point out a number of benefits of being "older": THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40... 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run - anywhere. 4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 6. Things you buy now won't wear out. 7. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 8. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 9. You can have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 10. You no longer think of adhering to speed limits as a challenge. 11. You can quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 12. You can enjoy singing along with elevator music. 13. Your eyes won't get much worse. 14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 15. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 16. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.