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A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T".

Examples of those days are as follows:

Tuesday

Thursday

Thanksgiving

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday

Thunday
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water

12% said it was to go to the toilet

83% said it was to go home

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The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

He's sitting at the table and his son is on the cover of Wheaties,

his mistress is on the cover of Playboy,

and his wife is on the back of the milk car ton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minu! tes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever.
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?

(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this SH * * !!.
 

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