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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FL84K5, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. FL84K5

    FL84K5 1/2 ton status

    Aug 19, 2001
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    Sarasota, FL
    Attention, smart shoppers!
    It's sewing equipment season! And International Association of Needle Crafters is your sewing equipment headquarters!

    Are you tired of being ripped off by our good-for-nothing competitors?

    Then call us today at 454-464-3454!

    Yes, it's bargain time at International Association of Needle Crafters, where you'll find storewide savings throughout the store, storewide.

    So for all your sewing equipment needs, call us at 454-464-3454!

    This desperate plea for money is illegal in every state except Mississippi and Utah, and you won't believe our filthy restrooms!

    Yes, you've got us screwed six ways to Sunday, because we've got to get rid of this crap before the boss gets back from prison.

    So hurry on down to International Association of Needle Crafters, where our employees aren't treated nearly as badly as the state Labor Board would like you to believe and with prices so low, you know our stuff must really suck!

    So call now at 454-464-3454. That's International Association of Needle Crafters. 454-464-3454.

    And remember our motto, "Caveat Emptor!"

    That number once again is 454-464-3454! That's 454-464-3454! 454-464-3454!
  2. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

    Jun 22, 2001
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    try saying that phone number ten times as fast as you can...

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