Alternate Meanings

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    1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.

    6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer
    the door in your nightgown.

    7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
    over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

    13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when
    you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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