An old lady & the biker >> A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his >> bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he >> said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On >> the way home he stopped at the hardware store and >> bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed >> store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of >> chickens and a goose. >> >> However, struggling outside the store he now had a >> problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. >> >> While he is scratching his head he was approached by a >> little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, >> "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" >> >> The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at >> 1616 Mockingbird Lane. >> I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." >> >> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil >> in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a >> chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your >> other hand?" >> >> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to >> walk the old girl home. >> >> On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go >> down this alley. >> We'll be there in no time." >> >> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then >> said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend >> me. >> How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't >> hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and >> ravish me?" >> >> The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a >> bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in >> the world could I possibly hold you up against the >> wall and do that?" >> >> The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with >> the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and >> I'll hold the chickens.