Another email forward...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status Premium Member

    May 8, 2001
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    Los Estados Unitos
    Not to post another tiring email forward, but I got this from my wife's grandmother (to be honest, it's one of the only one's from her I've ever read).

    I found it ironic, funny, scary... With enough mindless people like my mother-in-law voting, I'm sure it's not that far off, either...

    > Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order?"
    > Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."
    > Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
    > Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    > 6102049998-45-54610."
    > Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742
    > Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366.
    > Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302
    > and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling
    > from, sir?"
    > Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
    > Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
    > Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
    > All-Meat Special pizzas..."
    > Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
    > Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
    > Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got
    > very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your
    > National Health Care provider won't allow such
    > an unhealthy choice."
    > Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
    > Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm
    > sure you'll like it"
    > Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
    > Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from
    > your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the
    > Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,
    > then. What's the damage?"
    > Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your
    > four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes
    > Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
    > Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in
    > cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."
    > Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before
    > your driver gets here."
    > Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
    > overdrawn."
    > Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash
    > ready. How long will it take?"
    > Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
    > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up
    > while you're out getting the cash, but carrying
    > pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."
    > Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
    > Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments,
    > so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just
    > assumed that you'd be using it."
    > Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
    > Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've
    > already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
    > Customer: (Speechless)
    > Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
    > Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free
    > liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."
    > Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause
    > prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."
  2. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

    Sep 8, 2001
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    Probably more truth to that than I would like to believe.

  3. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
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