Another joke about hunters

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  1. SlyDog

    SlyDog 1/2 ton status

    Oct 23, 2000
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    Scottsdale, Arizona
    These two guys were hunting and all of a sudden one of the men falls down and starts having a heart attack! His friend rushes over to his car and grabs his cellphone and calls 911! He frantically tells the operator that he thinks his buddy is dead and what should he do? The 911 operator says "first, go back and make sure he is dead." So there is a silence while he goes back to his friend and all of a sudden you here a boom Back on the phone he says, "yup he's dead"

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  2. StoneyK5

    StoneyK5 1/2 ton status

    Jan 4, 2001
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    Birch Bay, Wa.
    LOL !!!!

    83K5 Silverado
    What was that bump?
  3. 4x4k20

    4x4k20 1/2 ton status

    Mar 17, 2001
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    williamson ga.30292
    i'll be sure not to go hunting with you

  4. Rayven90

    Rayven90 Registered Member

    Feb 17, 2000
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    FT Lupton, CO.
  5. behemoth

    behemoth 1/2 ton status

    May 16, 2000
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    Northwest Florida
    OK - here's one for ya.....

    Two hunters from Michigan (allegedly a true story)

    This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Michigan:

    A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560 monthly
    payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the
    lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the guns, the dog,
    and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.

    Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
    ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole
    large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and
    land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole
    drill. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
    dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists
    do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of
    dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing
    (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of
    slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go
    up in smoke with the resulting blast.

    They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of
    paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns and the dog?

    Let's talk about the dog: a highly trained black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
    Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at
    a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite
    with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men
    yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now.

    The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and
    shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough
    to stop a black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but
    continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing,
    becomes really confused and, of course, terrified, thinking these two
    geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the
    brand new Navigator. ----BOOM!---- dog and Navigator are blown to bits
    and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the
    two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened"
    look on their faces.

    The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives
    is not covered. He still had yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!

    And you thought your day was not going well?

    behemoth K5
    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool -
    than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

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