Another one of Bubba Ray\'s lesbian tales....... Hey y'all, it's time for another one of Bubba Ray's amazing tales of lesbianism. Today, on the way home from the metropolis of Fresno, The Bubba Ray was cruzin the 99 at 80 when The Bubba Ray started putting the eyes on a Harley and the female that was in control of the mammoth beast. The woman which was piloting this fine piece of machinery took up a position off the back deck of The Bubba Ray's wife's fine POS Japanese economy car, The Bubba Ray guessing that she was trying to get a little draft. After a few minutes of absolutely nothing on the 24 station presets (the Spanish version of "Heart of Glass" is not The Bubba Ray's first choice), The Bubba Ray decides to pay a little more attention to the surrounding area. Glancing back, The Bubba Ray notices something odd eminating from the headlight of the American-made iron beast. The light appeared to be colored that of a rainbow. The Bubba Ray did not a double, but a triple take. Guessing that his $9.99 high performance Oakleys from the Git-N-Go might be the deceiving factor, The Bubba Ray slides the HP Oakleys into the upright and stowed position. The rainbow was still there. The Bubba Ray looks out all mirrors, the rainbow is there bigger than Stuttgart (and at last check, the city of Stuttgart was 580,000 souls if The Bubba Ray remembers correctly). A rainbow colored light. The Bubba Ray will close this discertation out with but one question you the reader must ask yourself, "isn't that the gayest thing you've ever heard, a rainbow headlight?" Good night people and thank you for reading.