'appy St. Paddy's day "joke"

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  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.

    An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball game.
    The first batter approached the batters box, took a few swings and then hits
    a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run". The next batter
    hits a single and the Irishman listened as the crowd again cheered "RUN,

    The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans. The fifth
    batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called a walk and the
    batter started his slow trot to first base.

    The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye bastard, run". The people
    around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down. A
    friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained, "He
    can't run -- he's got four balls."

    The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad."

    'Er's ye a bonus jist fer ya!

    Find the 80 people, places, and things Irish!

    Solution tomorrow, if'n I don'ts fergit!

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