Are you a BAD American?

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  1. camok10

    camok10 1/2 ton status

    May 1, 2004
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    Tucson, AZ.

    by George Carlin

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
    level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
    not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
    than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
    bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't
    begun to be enlightened.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
    they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
    Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts n! now,
    when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
    paying, paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In
    the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
    witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
    shut-the-Hell-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
    Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
    the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
    running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
    breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    And, no, I don't mind having ! my face shown on my drivers license. I
    think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
    you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
    for the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
    crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
    people should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

    We need our country back!

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  2. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

    Sep 3, 2002
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    Austin, TX

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