A man goes to the doctor about getting a vasectomy. The man doesn't have much money, so he asks the doctor if there is a "cheaper" version. The doctor thinks for a minute, then says, "Yep, there sure is." The doctor tells him to go home and put an M-80 in a drink can and, while holding it up to his ear, count to ten. The man thinks he's crazy, so he goes to another doctor and gets told the same thing. Figuring that two doctors giving the same opinion can't be wrong, he heads home to try it. He rounds up an M-80 and a Pepsi can. He then lights the M-80, holds it up to his ear, and starts counting on his fingers. 1..2..3..4..5 *puts can between legs and starts counting on the other hand* 6..7..8..9..10..KABOOM! And there you have it, the Arkansas Vasectomy. It's a little cheesy when written down, but it's hilarious in person.