BowtieBlazer
Diesel Powered
Okay, so its a known fact that i have critters in my attic. A squirrel. I've known about him since march. Focker comes in through a rotten out face board on the side of my house. (rent house) Well this fluffy tailed rat is chewing and digging through my ceiling tiles and pissing me of...I have tried....
a) the PETA approach
tapping on the tiles, please Mr. Squirrel go away, or i'll have to get a friendly trap
b) the arcade approach
load the paintball gun with a full hopper and watch him run frantically run for the nearest cover, until he figures out he better exit (he disappears and you soon hear about 3 jumps on the roof overhead and he has crossed all 75 ft of it....)
c)the pissed approach
loud music and drum to metallica "one" on the wall(paneling its LOUD)
so from here I can resort to
1)yum, squirrel dinner
snipe him with a .22 short, but then i have to crawl all the way across my attic to get his bloody ass, or he rots ....not to mention maybe a blood stained tile, I mean come'on blood seaping through and when you climb in my attic it already looks like a indoor paintball field (a side result is I'd have to go in the backyard and get a few more to make it worth it)
2)Let him keep at it
then one night I will wake to see ninja squirrels all over everything in my house, eating [censored], nesting, getting jiggy with it on the counter tops (you've seen the "Clusters" cereal commercials)
well tonight I resorted to #1)
MUG SHOT
Showed him! dressed him out and he's in a crock pot till lunch tomorrow. gotta love a .22 with some rat shot. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
a) the PETA approach
tapping on the tiles, please Mr. Squirrel go away, or i'll have to get a friendly trap
b) the arcade approach
load the paintball gun with a full hopper and watch him run frantically run for the nearest cover, until he figures out he better exit (he disappears and you soon hear about 3 jumps on the roof overhead and he has crossed all 75 ft of it....)
c)the pissed approach
loud music and drum to metallica "one" on the wall(paneling its LOUD)
so from here I can resort to
1)yum, squirrel dinner
snipe him with a .22 short, but then i have to crawl all the way across my attic to get his bloody ass, or he rots ....not to mention maybe a blood stained tile, I mean come'on blood seaping through and when you climb in my attic it already looks like a indoor paintball field (a side result is I'd have to go in the backyard and get a few more to make it worth it)
2)Let him keep at it
then one night I will wake to see ninja squirrels all over everything in my house, eating [censored], nesting, getting jiggy with it on the counter tops (you've seen the "Clusters" cereal commercials)
well tonight I resorted to #1)
MUG SHOT
Showed him! dressed him out and he's in a crock pot till lunch tomorrow. gotta love a .22 with some rat shot. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
