</font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr /> Beast388-now I gotta know! What's the one about the 3 legged pig [/ QUOTE ] here it is, just for you, lol. Man walks into a bar and puts his 3 legged pig up on a stool and asks for 2 beers, but the bartend denies and says " sorry i dont serve animals". man says " but you dont understand, this pig once saved my kid from getting hit by a car, he drug my kid from the road when a car was coming and saved my kids life " bartend- " I still dont serve animals " man says " and another time he ran around the house squeling when there was a fire, he saved our lives! " bartend-" Look man I told you I dont serve animals, and you still havent told me why he only has 3 legs? " man says " When you have a pig this great you dont eat him all at once."