You've probably heard this one but what the hell. >Subject: baptizin a drunk >A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a >preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water >and bumped into the preacher. >The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of >alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" >The drunk answered, "Yes, I am." >So the preacher grabbed the drunk and dunked him in the water. Then he >pulled him up and asked him, "Brother have you found Jesus?" >The drunk replied, "No, I haven't found Jesus." >The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunked him into the water again, for a >little longer. Then again he pulled him out and asked, "Have you found >Jesus my brother?" >The drunk again answered, "No, I haven't found Jesus." >By this time the preacher was at his wits end so he submerged the drunk once >more, and held him down for about 30 seconds until he began kicking his arms >and legs, whereupon he pulled him up. The preacher again asked the drunk, >"For the love of God have you found Jesus?" > > >Are you ready?????????????????? > > >The drunk wiped his eyes and caught his breath and finally said to the >preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"