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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Loose Nut, Apr 18, 2006.
you would hit it
with a 2x4 to get her ass outta my yard or off the street!
I thought this was gonna be a pic of yer girlfriends dog...
give it a minute, im sure its in there.
no wonder you didn't slap the chit outta him when he licked you.
at FULL throttle !!! no brakes and the horn blowin'
Friendly looking feller...
That kid looks like she's thinking "Goodbye world, I'm about to be eaten by a ravenous dog."
(mumbling under her breath) "get this motherfrackers foot OFF of me"
My, what bad breath you have granny...
hrm .... I've consulted with some friends and here's how we rate it on the standard beer scale.
Matt 1: 9
What have we learned ... Drew would hit anything.
pretty sure i would not hit that
even with the aid of beer
ALOT of beer
Anything is doable with some beers.
Besides, a fat chick is like a moped. Fun as hell, until your friends catch you riding it!
naw when i see cottage cheese i throw up in my mouth a little
true, so true. I guess I just deal with the shame . besides I have had hotties to fatties and really they all feels the same to me when your eyes are closed, one just looks WAY better then the other. YOU CANT TRUST A HOTTIE AS FAR AS YOU COULD KICK HER! as I said in "think outside the box", they are allways looking for someone better and every swinging d!(k is trying to get a piece of that. my woman aint skinny but atleast I trust her
Nice dog, but is'nt your girlfriend kinda young ?
Looks like she has it by the hootus.
I think that you are going to need something bigger.....
Ain't enough beer in the world,,,,,
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