Between 6:30 and 6:45 Golfing secrets

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  1. Z3PR

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    Mar 30, 2002
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    Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on
    Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred
    out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.

    A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the
    group?" They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they
    could see what they thought.

    They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." She
    showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a
    7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse
    congratulated her.

    Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily
    invited her back the next week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or

    Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played
    left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now
    the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for
    keeps. They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her,
    "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

    She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the
    covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude.
    If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's
    pointed to the left, golf left-handed."

    One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"

    She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."

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