There was a couple riding down the road on a motorcycle. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that had a broken zipper. He finally stopped the bike and told his ol lady, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."So he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. They continued riding down the road and came around a bendin the road, he lost control and wrecked. A nearby farmer called the police and reported the accident.The police asked, "are they showing any sign of life?""Well," the farmer said, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"