EXPOSURE > >A blonde is walking down the street > > with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. > >A policeman approaches her and says, > > "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" > > She says, "Why, officer?" > > "Because your breast is hanging out." > > She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" > > > >FINAL EXAM > >The blonde reported for her > > university final examination that > > consists of "yes/no" type questions. > >She takes her seat in the examination hall, > > stares at the question paper for five minutes, and > > then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, > > removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer > > sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. > >Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the > > rest of the class is sweating it out. > >During the last few minutes, > > she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. > >The moderator, alarmed, > > approaches her and asks what is going on. > >"I finished the exam in half an hour, > >but I'm rechecking my answers." > > > > _____________________ > >THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! > > There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles > >so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. > > She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, > >took him behind a tree and wrote this note. > > "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a > > plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. > > Signed, The Blonde" > > She pinned the note inside the little boy's > > jacket and told him to go straight home. > >The next morning, she returned to the park to find the > > $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, > > just as she had instructed. > >Inside the bag was the following note... > >"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do > > this to another!" > > > >SPEEDING TICKET > >A police officer stops a blondefor speeding and asks > > her very nicely if he could see her license. > >She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would > >get your act together. > > Just yesterday you take away my license and then > > today you expect me to show it to you!"