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> Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know I know everyone there
> is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about
> Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
> it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
> Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to
> see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
> Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
> Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
> just lucky.
> "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss
> quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to
> Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on
> the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a
> surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend
> come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
> Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
> After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
> Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
> "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope
> a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled
> with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never
> work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you
> what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out
> on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed
> toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with
> the Pope on the balcony.
> But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
> attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's
> side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I
> was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
> Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
 

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oh man, thats great. i would pay to hear a japanese tourist say the word "bubba" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
 

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I once knew a Bubba .....

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