and your thinking its about time. well i was gonna take empties back and then run to the grocery store.my dog gottie the destroyer is allways up for a ride, so i thought we can all go.so we take the hooptie (94 caravan), and we head off. i back in to a spot and start taking in the empties,i make a couple of trips and we are off to the grocery store(1/4) mile away.i go to pull out on a side street with a red light.i see my bud with the tanker truck getting ready to turn down that street,so i back up and go out the other exit.at the same time my wife says that under cover cop car has been hanging around here.i saw him at the intersection earlier.well he turned left onto vanborn heading west and i turmed left heading east.all the sudden hes in my mirror again as i pull into the grocery store,now i think its my friend mike.i go to the farthest parking place in the joint.i always park there. as we get out the FUZZ is behind me , and asks is your license legal? well now i recocnize rory and say (i think). he asks (what do you meen you think?,do you have the regestration for the vehicle?) i said my wife should.so i threw him my license and then i realized he didn't recocnize me.RORY i yelled and named dropped a little.we used to party to gether twenty years ago. anyway ,he followed me cuz i backed in!and the place has had attemted robberies.BUT i think its cuz i have long hair and the van was old. every friend that i have thats a cop does it,thats how you stop the bad guy. i was laughing when i got pulled over,and when i realized what happened. i was REALLY laughing.