Two Hillbillies walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their > throats > > >and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking > about > > >current livestock prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is > > >eating a sandwich, begins to cough. > > > > > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. > > > > > >One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" > > >The woman shakes her head no. > > > > > >"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.The > > >hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks > > >down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a > > >circular motion. > > > > > >The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction > > >flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, The hillbilly > > >walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. > > >His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick" > > >maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."