Bubba Ray\'s rant on high falutin food Now as I'm sitting there enjoying my freshly delivered Round Table and chasing it with the ice cold MGD, bottled of course, Mrs. Boudreaux has FoodTV on. Now I'm intrigued cause food just by God rocks!!!!! There's some French feller 'splainin to some young American lad that he didn't present the caviar right. Well WAKE THE *&^% UP Pierre LaFontaine. This sure as heck ain't bass fishing and since y'all French people can't even fight y'all's way out of a wet paper bag, what gives you the right to criticize food presentation? Come on folks, food presentation? What the heck does it matter that one little bitty fish egg is off the parallel of the axis of the rest of the fish eggs? I mean, heck Bubba Ray doesn't even eat fish eggs. Bubba Ray uses fish eggs to catch big fish. Who is the the friggin rocket scientist that came up with food presentation? It doesn't matter what the food looks like, if that one piece of Italian sausage is one millimeter off from the left side of the pepperoni. Ole Bubba Ray is still gonna destroy that piece of pizza with the same friggin gusto he goes about with all things food related. Y'all would think that these yahoos were art critics or some sort. Furthermore, who in the heck gave art critics the bill of sale to criticize art? If the piece of paper resembles objects an acid dropping, Jimi Hendrix listening hippie would see during a trip, as long as the artist in question likes it, that's all that matters.