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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
    >>>exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    >>>They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
    >>>attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last
    >>>The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
    >>>said, "He mated 50 times last year."
    >>>They walked to the second pen which had a sign
    >>>attached that said,"This bull mated 120 times last
    >>>year. "
    >>>The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
    >>>"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
    >>>from him."
    >>>They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
    >>>attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull
    >>>mated 365 times last year."
    >>>The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
    >>>husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could
    >>>REALLY learn something from this one."
    >>>The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask
    >>>him if it was with the same cow."
    >>>NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
    >>>critical to stable and he should eventually make a
    >>>full recovery
  2. darkshadow

    darkshadow 1 ton status

    Dec 6, 2003
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    sounds like he could learn alot from me! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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