Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 10, 2005.
This is familiar.........kinda. I was driving through Conover,N.C. last year and some young guys in a Toyota pickup, filled with water (what would that weigh?) one guy in the back taking a dip, turned a a stoplight at low speed and lost control. They smashed into the side of a ladies car and her window was down!!!!!!!!!!!!! The water splashed up and over the cab and completely drenched her and the interior of the car she was driving. I wish I had stopped and listened to the exchange between her and the guys and then the Cops. Oh man, it was amazing!!!
1. Fred could hardly wait for the Aliens to return and probe him some more.
2. Ethel couldn't take any more of Fred's bathtub farting.
3. Fred took one too many Viagra's and needed a bit more than a cold shower.
4. Hannibal Lecter returns from the grocery with dinner.
5. OH Shart, I should have used Preparation H.
6. Ck5 White Russian Night goes horribly wrong.
Roughly 2200 lbs, depending on how full it was.
I've actually done that before...
ditto, but it was in an isuzu pup.
After finding out that regular Depends just didn't cut it, Darrell came up with his own solution for his overactive bladder.
Redneck swimming pool, not that I have done it.
We did that two years ago in Iraq, but it was in a 5 ton cargo truck with a little more swimming room
Ya didn't dive off the cab into it didg'ya?
bring me a beer before u come in
my new water bed
The clear fiberglass resin hardened faster than Larry expected
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