Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, May 2, 2005.
my name is frankinstin jr. i need to tighten by bolts .
As the handles say, "ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SAFTEY EQUIPTMENT".
"maybe the string tied to the doorhandle idea would have been a better idea for pulling this tooth".
since I broke the adjuster I figured why throw it out? Instead, now I use it to floss!
"In some countries, they castrate sex offenders and cut the hands off thieves.
Crappy mechanics get a similar punishment..."
and for my next trick "I'm going to pull this wrench out my..."
I seen these Americans with spike all over their face but all I can find was this wrench. How do I look? Do I look American to you?
reminds me of an Ozzy tune...
*THUMP__THUMP__THUMP__THUMP__ "I AM IRON MAN!"....DAA DAA DA DA DA--
"I wonder if you could wrench any better if this wrench was up your A@@"
"They told me I had a few screws loose--so I tried to tighten them myself!"
"Hey--I cant tighten my nuts this far up!--I KNEW I shoulda made the hole lower,dammit"...
"next time,I'll eat cresent rolls,NOT cresent wrenches!"
Well you got me....can't think of one for that pic! But I bet he's going to be a model citizen and live a long and meaningful life.......NOT!
i better fix that guys blazer right this time. you dont even want to know where he said he would put this if i screwed it up again
That may be a religious festival thing I've seen before
I don't recall the are or people, but a few of them get crucified, and objects through the cheeks are prevalent
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