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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Apr 21, 2005.
Got me chuckling just looking at this one!
Couch on fire! Put it out!
Ed wakes up in the morning with a splitting head ache and a size 9 poop shoot
Thats a riot, Where do you find these pictures ?
1 - They'll never find out I peed on the couch.
2 - Anyone know where I left my cigarrette ?
3 - Dude call information and get the number for 911. I think the couch is on fire.
This has got to be the ****tiest beer I've ever had... look what it made me do to my couch!!
After lighting his couch on fire, dontoe realized he won't have any furniture left in his house... pull up a cinder block boys!!
A few more of these and i think i'll have enough pee in me to put this thing out.
"This is THE only way to remove fleas,ticks,lice,and other pests from household furniture permanently"--"and its so easy,a child can do it!"--
"While enjoying an ice cold beer,Joe's couch suddenly bursts into flames--a case of "Spontaneous Furniture Combustion"--...
1. DOORS CD: Ahem....
This is the end................My only friend (couch) the end......
2. After breaking up with the "beatch" Troy made sure to cleanse her stank from his bed while slugging some pain medication.
3. Chris Farley: down by the river.
Joe finally decided his roomates were right, his farts really WERE nose burners.
Joe realized too late that in order to piss the fire out he should probably pull his pecker out of his pants BEFORE peeing.
I dont have a caption, but that looks like a picture from some of the parties I have been too.
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