Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Dec 24, 2005.
Potty mouth takes on an all new meaning.
At last!--the perfect gift for the "sh**head who has everything!.
The RONCO "Roll-A-Matic 5000",with its exclusive patent pending
"Booger Beater" will tame the snottiest nose,it will catch ALL those nasty germs ,and keep the room free and clean of harmful and infectious wastes...get YOURS TODAY!!...
Seriously dood, noone will believe the paper is cocaine!
Go ahead and take care of your cold, noone will laugh at you.
the perfect accessory for the $hit talker in in everyones life
Also available "waist strap attachment" for those gotta go or monthly happenings.
When PMS results in a dirty mouth too...
And don't worry about those pesky spring showers! At no additional cost to you, we'll include with the "Roll-A-Matic 5000" a handy, dandy plastic cover to keep the roll of snot rags dry and ready for those sudden runny noses.
That's right. You get the dispenser. The handy chin strap for those blustery days and the rain guard all for the low, low introductory price of $19.95.
Plus, if you order right now, we'll include at no charge the waste paper basket that attaches to your belt so you'll never have to worry about littering.
Order now! The cold and flu season is upon us and you don't want to be the only one on your block to be caught unprepared.
"Who says sh1t doesn't roll downhill?"
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