Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Aug 28, 2006.
who needs to test frame flex on the road. i will just do it in the garage
yeah check out that flex!
Hey, Mom............Dad's home from Blazer Bash 06!
Who let that CAT in my house??? !!
Hey--isn't that the same lady who made the frieght train take a dirt road??
"I coulda SWORN I heard someone knocking!"...
"Is this where they are having the "OPEN HOUSE" today??...
"Honey--I TOLD you your truck wouldn't fit in the garage!!!"..
"It sucks coming from a BROKEN HOME!"...
where did i park my car?
"Did I hear someone say they were looking for a Cat?"
"That new big rig trucking company sure does drive it home"
"I was trying to get the hottie that lives here to come out and stand on the front porch and by golly it worked!"
Typical truck driver.............
stir the pot
Allan left this on the screen when I sat down and I couldn't resist.
"Honey, when your done screwin' around in the garage, take out the garbage, I'm going shopping."
"Told ya anal eaze wouldn't help"
You said turn left, right! "right," Right" " NO I mean right left," Yes go right. NO which is it" / AHHHHHHHH!!! It was most definitely Not right?
But Honey, he was just giving me a free at home breast exam.!!!!!
Not as funny as Jenn's, but kinda along a Bill Engval thing.
Ma'am I was just delivering this power pole and the damn thing jumped right outta the truck and then I just wound up in your garage.
On his way to another attempt at giving his money to a trailer park honey , 4xcrazy wrecks his company truck looking at yet another trailer park honey .
Note to 4xcrazy , pick girls your own age
he's been tryin to do that for the past several days now
that's one heck of a sleeper cab he's trying to mount to that rig,,,,
Honey I'm home!
Did you see a sign saying 'dead truck storage' in my yard?
Do you know why you didn't see...
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