Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Oct 7, 2005.
Parking at the boat races can be a mofo.
[librarian style documentary voice] ..."the econo-boxes sought refuge in the murky waters of the river, but the predatory semi trucks wouldn't be fooled for long and moved to surround their prey..."
"The semi synchronized swimming event begins with a near perfect entrance into the pool... let's see if they can keep this kind of precision through the rest of their routine!"
with the high prices of fuel. the big rigs have found it easy to drink water like cows do at the rivers.
america's newest sport..
And here we are ladies and gentleman--at the first ever amphibious tractor trailer race in history!..America's newest sport on 18 wheels!.
On your left,its Joe Trukem in his "Blue Byoo Special" ,and on the right is Toby Towem in his "Blue Semen" Mack..looks like its going to be a close race!..which one will reach that 15'10" marker first??..
"I don't care about the engine, I just want to keep my sleeper from getting wet!"
@ Jekbrown & SkiGirl...
"And if we're very quiet we can get a rare glimpse of these mighty semi's at the waterhole, caught on film for the first time ever..." : David Attenborough.
You can lead a Semi to water, but you can't make him drink...........
Damn it, you stole that from me!
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