Discussion in 'The Test Lab' started by 76zimmer, Apr 11, 2007.
Get the banana out of your mouth when you talk in here.
I can't believe you guys have so much time to waste here.
we do it for the ladies
Why are you wasting time in here then?
testing chit, cuz I'm a dumbass computer illiterate
leave my smilies alone you bastages.
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things . Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
I don't care if it rains or freezes ,
as long as I have my plastic jesus ,
sitting on the dashboard in my car .
He helps me to get along ,
he helps me to sing a song ,
he tells me leave the .40 holstered up
Aaaaa, a mod....
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