Chicken or Hen??

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  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

    Mar 26, 2002
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    East TN
    Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.
    "What are you doing in my bedroom? ...... and who are you?" he asked.
    "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
    "WHAT!!? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die . I'm too young." said Tom. "I can't be dead, I want you to send me back immediately."
    "It's not that easy", said St. Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own"
    Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Sitting around on a nest all day can 't be that bad.
    "I want to return as a hen." Tom replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna' blow ........ then along came the rooster.
    "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does It feel?"
    "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."
    "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??"
    "No, how do I do that?" Tom asked.
    "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
    Tom clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Tom said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet
    another egg on the ground.
    The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Tom, Tom, You idiot, wake up, ..... you're ****tin' all over the bed!"
  2. justhorsinaround

    justhorsinaround 3/4 ton status

    Sep 16, 2003
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    Northerish Phoenix, Az
    Read that before. Still very funny. Especially if you've ever had chickens. :)

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