1. Throw a wrench in blind anger. 2. Browse catalogs/stores/rigs for sale. 3. Get plastered, and feel better aboot drinking alone. 4. Kick Unclematty's ass aboot writing. 5. Wank. 6. Make a pattymelt, and wish it was better. 7. Ponder the complexities of muff dimensions. 8. Close eyes, and shake head when someone has a question aboot how much lift they need. 9. Celebrate BBB day. 10. Wave guns at your new neighbors, for fear they may steal your goodies.