Damn Skippy....

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  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Dallas Texas
    A woman went to her boyfriend's parents house for Christmas Dinner.
    This was her first time meeting the family and she was very nervous.

    They all sat down and began eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel
    a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
    The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no other
    choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.
    It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
    looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
    and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" The woman thought, this is
    great and a big smile came across her face.

    Minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she
    didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp" The
    father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again
    the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

    A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she
    didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train
    whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust
    and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she ****s on
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude

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