I, Bubba Ray Boudreaux, hereby declare war on the nation of Lesbianism. I first disavow my own lesbian because I'm just a man darnit!!!!! It was just dandy when Beulah Ray brought home her best friend, a lesbian. It was also just dandy checking out the hottie last night who was bringing flowers to her domestic partner (WHAT????? Call her your friggin wife for crying out loud!!!!!!) who just had the baby. But this tears it. You do not, I MEAN do not hold a shrine to my other wife, (yeah, I know she doesn't know yet) Terri Clark on your friggin lesbian pride site. THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!!!!! This is war and with the last breath I breath, the last methane I pass, the last car I find in my yard, I will change each and every one (well, maybe don't the butch ones, just the hotties) into man loving, cooking in the kitchen, vacuuming the living room floor, doing my laundry, barefoot and pregnant by God women!!!!!!!!!!!