Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryan22re, Mar 3, 2006.
Can Can fell down igloo jogging and broke his wang in twain
I think it's because he started watching the hour-long propoganda video.
Yup. Sorry, I was too busy tearing apart a pile of poop that someone asked aboot earlier on tonight. I feel much better now.
I'll see how busy the Lounge is tomorrow and if there's enough people around I'll post a few up throughout the day.
Please make sure to tape up your wang Can Can
alright, well lets have it. theres a dozen or so of us online.
let er rip eh
He already ripped his wang in twain, be a little understanding, we won't be "having it" for a while
No you see, you don't understand.
During his nightly jog around the igloo, at about th 15th lap, Can Can got aroused from the joggling of his wangalang, by the 21st lap it was unbearable.
He looked to his polar bear, who was tied up relitively near for help, but the bear just looked a little bashful and turned away. I mean, not everyone can be expected to give advice in such situations.
So, Can Can decided to man it out. Horrendously on the 31st lap, his combination snow shoe / ice skate snagged in his hello kitty underoos and he fell forward onto the permafrost.
As he hit, his wang was impacted at the force of a 12 mspsi (moose stomps per square inches) and was bent at an angle about 2.3 inches from the base near the tip and sheared in twain.
Recuperative measures are in place. A splint and hugs and kisses are being administered. Lotion is rubbed on every hour on the hour at an advanced rate.
Can Can's wang should be back in proper shape in 6 to 8 weeks.
For crying out loud, there's nothing wrong with my wang, you maroons!!!!! But if you wanna kiss it better just in case, feel free to cum.....errrrr.......come on by, anytime.
Please be patient with Can Can
His wang currently resembles a small but turgid eggplant at the moment and is beginning to smell because it is still too tender to wash
time heals all wounds.
cept for a severed wang. cant get rid of that one.
at least its still attached.
Luckily it was stuck to the side of the igloo immediately after the accident to reduce swelling
Oh dear God...that has got to be the most disturbing thing I've read all day....
too much wang in this thread for me
Some like a lot, some like a little, what can you do *jewish mom voice*
poor, can can
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