Do you measure up?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Jun 17, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    Darwin Dating Rules

    In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:
    Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
    Sweat patches
    Nerdy glasses
    Cackly laughs
    Pocket protectors
    Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
    Fat rolls
    Out of proportion noses
    Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
    Red hair and too many freckles
    Hair in the wrong places on women
    Too much hair in the wrong places on men
    Pasty skin
    Patchy skin
    Large ears
    Lack of personal hygiene
    Out of date fashions
    Out of date hair styles
    Large hips
    Small jaws (men)
    Teeth that aren't straight
    Teeth that aren't white
    Weird eyes
    Uncared for fingernails
    Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
    Facial hair (women)
    Long back hair (men)
    Anyone with a middle part
    Ear and/or nose hair
    Crooked or webbed toes
    Webbed fingers
    Bent essential anatomy (men)
    Oversized essential anatomy (women)
    Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
    Mid-digital hair
    Ski jump noses
    Tendency to overuse phrases such as: 'like'
    Tendency to commence conversations with 'on the OC last night...'
    Tendency to try and look cool by using 'so' as a prefix
    If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there! If you think you might meet our criteria join Darwin Dating today! (p.s. - it's free to join!)
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2006
  2. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Jan 9, 2002
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    Gettysburg, SD
    How shallow

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