Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FL84K5, Oct 8, 2002.
Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
<font color="green"> Classic Homer #1 - "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Classic Homer #2 -
Homer - D'oh, $20! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain - $20 can get you lots of peanuts
Homer - Please expain.
Homer's Brain - Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer - WoooHooooo!</font color>
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis located entirely in your Kitchen?
lol. man i wish i watched the simpsons more. its a great show. been a long time since i've seen it. later.
homer..."shut up brain, before i stab you with a q-tip!"
homer..."you tried, and you failed miserably. the moral is never try."
always loved mr burns' "exxxxxcellent".
never missed an episode. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
<font color="green"> Homer - Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Homer - I love your magazine. Especially the Increase Your Wordpower section. I think it's really, really, really...good. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
I love the Simpsons /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif </font color>
lisa: Dad, what if I told you that this rock would keep away man-eating tigers? Would you believe that?
homer: I would like to buy your rock.
Interviewer: "We're looking for someone who doesn't immediately poo-poo everything he eats"
Homer: "Naw, that usually takes at least a couple hours".
Homer meeting the Pumpkins at the Hullapalooza tour
Billy Corgan (shaking Homer's hand): "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"
Marge: The plant called, and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! 4 day weekend!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
Nelson: Ha Ha!!!!
Homer: No! You are an angel. Like Denzel Washington in "The Preachers Wife" or Will Smith in "Bagger Vance", or Slimer in "Ghostbusters"
Homer: :drunk: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!
Classic! That "killing you with beer" is the best! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Lisa: Dad, What's a muppet?
Homer: Well, its not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but Ma a a an hehehehehaha, so to answer your question, I don't know. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
Homer: If it's Brown, drink it down. If it's Black, send it back /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
lisa - Nuke the whales... you dont honestly believe that do you?
nelson - ..i dunno, gotta nuke something
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