Drop in Visit from Satan

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > A few minutes before the services started, the people were seated in their
    > pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
    > Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other
    > in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
    > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
    > sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
    > God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
    > So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
    > The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    > "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
    > "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
    > "Don't you realize I can kill you with a single word?", asked Satan.
    > "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
    > "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY
    > for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
    > "Yep," was the calm reply.
    > "And yet you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
    > "Nope."
    > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
    > me?"
    > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
     
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    lmao. haha thats funny. later.

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